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"If I was a cow I’d rather be fucked by a human than euthanized by PETA"

that’s how you REALLY study for a test. we were talking about the legality of beastiality in Denmark.

lexlifts:

thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

(via ameliamarieka)

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

vifetoile:

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The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from Heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest—
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
‘Tis mightiest in the mightiest—it becomes
The thronèd monarch better than his crown.
His scepter shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;
But mercy is above this sceptered sway:
It is enthronèd in the hearts of kings;
It is an attribute to God Himself;
And earthly power doth then show likest God’s
When mercy seasons justice. Therefore, Jew,
Though justice be thy plea, consider this:
That in the course of justice none of us
Should see salvation. We do pray for mercy,
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render
The deeds of mercy.

From “The Merchant of Venice,” by William Shakespeare

Image: “The Star,” from the Rider-Waite Tarot deck

zodiacchic:

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Smile as soon as you wake up. It’ll get you in a good mood for the rest of the day. -(via psych-facts)